First part's rendered and uploading.. i'm working on the rest (i believe there'll be about 9/10 again) as I type this.
Man, I got back in about an hour ago, and the bus home kinda made me laugh/be disgusted.
I sat down, and literally no more than 5 seconds after, some dude burped literally right over my shoulder from the seat behind.. not even an 'excuse me' escaped his uncouth mouth, infact I suspect he was actually quite proud.
Now, I don't have much room to talk, because i've been known to unleash many a burp with pride, but not around other people, and certainly not without an 'excuse me' if so.
I gave a sharp stare as I turned my head.. if the time had been a couple hundred years earlier, I would have demanded a duel to punish the bastard. I wouldn't have killed him, but i'd have injured him for enough days so that he could reflect upon his poor manners.
Upon standing up to get off at my stop, I came to a further realization.. it wasn't a dude, it was a girl.
Hard to tell around here sometimes, and people wonder why I don't even attempt to get a girlfriend with gems like that being 99% of the available pool here.
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haha what a nice experience mate you had on the bus lol the thing i h8 most is when someone really fat sits behind me and pushes my seat forward which compresses my legs against the seat ahead of me lol
LOLOL, i went on the bus home from town with a friend on wednesday and i shoved him in the seat right behind a really smelly person, i got wiffs of the person(boy or girl, fuck knows) but he got a face full of it, combine B.O with raw turds, ahhh, poligies if your eating. Theres always one on each bus aint there?
Obimikel
lol yea unfortunately
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